Strawberry peanut butter M&Ms? I saw them at the checkout counter at Walmart and was dazzled by the lovely stripes on the wrapper, so I bought them. The cashier lady told me they were pretty good, and I thought maybe they would taste like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with M&Ms. I’ve never tasted such a glorious thing, but it’s easy to imagine, right? My verdict: they weren’t great. There were too many flavors going on and they didn’t combine well and my tastebuds were overstimulated. It all ended in tears. Don’t be taken in by the enticing stripes! It’s not worth it.

On the upside: they are kind of soft, so it’s easy to squash them between two fingers and pretend you’re a powerful robot.

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